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Doctor Jokes: Two Doctors And An Hmo Manager

Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates.
One doctor steps forward and tells St.
Peter, 'As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children.'
Peter lets him enter.
The next doctor says, 'As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives.'
Peter tells him to go ahead.
The last man says, 'I was an HMO manager.
I got countless families cost-effective health care.'
Peter replies, 'You may enter.
he adds, 'you can only stay for three days.
After that, you can go to hell.'

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