Dumb Blonde Jokes
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

This page contains 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dumb Blonde Jokes first.

What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
Her feet!

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
Because on the box it said: 'From 2-4 years.'

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can understand them.

Why did the blonde build a bridge across the river?
So she could have shade when she swam across!

She is so blonde, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A Frosted Flake!

Why do blondes wear their hair up?
To catch everything that goes over their heads!

Why did the blonde sell her television?
To buy a VCR!

Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
She found out Big Ben was only a clock!

Which is harder to make?
A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman?
A blonde-headed snowman, because you have to hollow out its head!


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