What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
Because on the box it said: 'From 2-4 years.'
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can understand them.
Why did the blonde build a bridge across the river?
So she could have shade when she swam across!
She is so blonde, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A Frosted Flake!
Why do blondes wear their hair up?
To catch everything that goes over their heads!
Why did the blonde sell her television?
To buy a VCR!
Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
She found out Big Ben was only a clock!
Which is harder to make?
A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman?
A blonde-headed snowman, because you have to hollow out its head!