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Dumb Blonde Jokes

This page contains 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dumb Blonde Jokes first.

What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
Her feet!

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
Because on the box it said: 'From 2-4 years.'

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A Frosted Flake!

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can understand them.

Which is harder to make?
A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman?
A blonde-headed snowman, because you have to hollow out its head!

Why did the blonde build a bridge across the river?
So she could have shade when she swam across!

Why do blondes wear their hair up?
To catch everything that goes over their heads!

Why did the blonde sell her television?
To buy a VCR!

Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
She found out Big Ben was only a clock!

Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles?
Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!


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