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This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.

What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
Nipples!


What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common?
They both irritate Bush!


What kind of condoms do snakes use?
Anacondoms!


How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from!


What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
Roast chicken!


What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?
Rhesus Pieces!


What do you call a bull that is sleepy?
A bulldozer!


Did you here about the 80 lbs.
man with the 40 lbs.
testicles?
They say he was half nuts.


What do you call to Alaskan lesbians?
Klon-dykes


Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
To find a tight seal!


 



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