There is 3 Men;
One From Ireland... One From America... And One From Australia.
One Day They come upon a Wizard Who Was Standing on a Bridge.
The Wizard Said When You Jump Off Scream what you want and you will land in it.
So The Three Men Go Up onto the Bridge... The One from Ireland Says 'I Want Myself A Pot o Gold'... He Landed in a giant pot of gold.
The Man From America Yells 'I Want Thousands Of Wives... He Landed In A Pool Of Wives... The Ma From Australia Sliped And Went '
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