A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.
The lawyer replied, 'Remember that lousy real estate I bought?
Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds.
What are you doing here?'
The doctor replied, 'Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi?
Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds.'
The lawyer looked puzzled.
he asked, 'how did you start the flood?'
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