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This page contains 10 Redneck Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Redneck Jokes first.

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck?
If it was invented by anyone else they would have called it a 'teethbrush'.


What do you 42 rednecks chasing a queer?
Jeff Gordan just took the lead.


What do you call 32 Rednecks in one room?
A full set of teeth!


You might be a redneck if you think loading the dishwasher means getting the wife drunk!


You know your a redneck If a beaver bites Your nipple off!


You might be a redneck if your toilet paper has page numbers on it!


What does NASCAR stand really stand for?
Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks!


Why does a redneck have a brain the size of a peanut in the summer?
Because it dilates!


If your front porch collapses And kills more than three dogs You might be a redneck!


How many rednecks, does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three.
One to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder!


 



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