How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck?
If it was invented by anyone else they would have called it a 'teethbrush'.
What do you 42 rednecks chasing a queer?
Jeff Gordan just took the lead.
What do you call 32 Rednecks in one room?
A full set of teeth!
You might be a redneck if you think loading the dishwasher means getting the wife drunk!
You know your a redneck If a beaver bites Your nipple off!
You might be a redneck if your toilet paper has page numbers on it!
What does NASCAR stand really stand for?
Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks!
Why does a redneck have a brain the size of a peanut in the summer?
Because it dilates!
If your front porch collapses And kills more than three dogs You might be a redneck!
How many rednecks, does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder!