An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.
'Where did you get such a functional bike?'
asked the first.
The second engineer replied: 'Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes, spread her arms wide and said: 'Take what you want.'
The second engineer nodded approvingly: 'Good choice;
the clothes probably wouldn't have fit.'
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