A guy with a very small head was sitting at a bar, drinking, when the bartender asked him why his head was so small.
The man, 'I was walking along the beach one day and happened upon a lamp.
A beautiful genie came out of the lamp and said that she would grant me 3 wishes.
First, I wished for all the money in the world.
Then I wished for the biggest mansion in all the world.'
'Yeah?'
'And then I wished for a little head.'
Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
Yo mama is so thick She went to PC world To get some bananas!
Yo mama is like a postage stamp - you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo Mama is so ugly When she was kidnapped Her mother sent the kidnappers a thank you card!
Yo mama so poor, she eats cereal with a fork just to save the milk.
Yo Mama is so skinny, she could hang glide on a Dorito.
Your mama is so fat.
Her stomach arrives home.
30 minutes before she does!
Yo mama is so fat, she fell off the Grand Canyon, and got wedged in!
Yo mama is so dumb,she stuck a phone up her ass and thought she was making a bootie call!