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This page contains 10 Celebrity Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Celebrity Jokes first.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a Sony Playstation?
They both get turned on by little boys!

What do Osama Bin Laden and Fred Flintstone have in common?
When they look out of their window, they both see rubble.

What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?
The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

The 3 Stooges George Bush, Laura Bush and Dick Cheney where flying in a private jet when George says, 'I can throw a $1,000 dollar bill out of the window and make 1 person happy today.'
Laura said, 'Well, I can throw 10 one hundred dollar bills out and make 10 people happy today.'
Then Dick said, 'I can throw out 100 ten dollar bills and make a hundred people happy.'
The 2 pilots were listening to what they were saying and said, 'HA!
We got them beat cause we can throw all 3 of them out of the plane and make 54 million very happy today!'

Barak Obama and Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
America.

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W.
Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country.
Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, 'Earthquake!'
The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.
Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall.
The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed.
Again before the order was given Al yelled out, 'Tornado!'
Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall.
The last person, George W.
Bush, was placed against the wall.
He was thinking, 'I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall.'
He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled.
As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, 'Fire!'

If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?
The Trump Card.

How do you make money off of dead babies?
Sell them to Michael Jackson!

What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?
Hair Force One!

What does Trumps hair and a thong have in common?
They both barely cover the asshole.

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