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This page contains 10 Chicken Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Chicken Jokes first.


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What did the snail say when it caught a ride on the back of the turtle as it was crossing the road?
"Yahoo!"

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Why did the professional baseball player cross the road?
Because his gigantic ass commanded him to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side why did he want to get to the other side?
to go to the pub why did he want to go to the pub?
to go to the toilet why did he want to go to the toilet?
to see where the willys hang out

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it had AIDs

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