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Dad Jokes
This page contains 10 Dad Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dad Jokes first.Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.
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