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This page contains 10 Dad Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dad Jokes first.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.

I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.

Waitress: 'Soup or salad?' Dad: 'I don't want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.'

Dad, to a singer: 'Don't forget a bucket.' Singer: 'Why?' Dad: 'To carry your tune.'

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.

When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: 'No, I got them all cut!'