Dirty Jokes
This page contains 10 Dirty Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dirty Jokes first.Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony?
A. The girl who can eat the last donut.
A man took a poop in a gas station and then realized there was no toilet paper.
There was a hole in the wall and a sign above it that read: 'When you go to the bathroom, wipe yourself with your index finger, stick it through this hole and it will be thoroughly cleaned.'
The man did exactly what the sign said, but when he stuck his finger through the hole, someone at the other side slapped two bricks together against his finger and because of the pain he stuck his finger in his mouth and started to suck on it.
A Girl gets two tattoos on her inner thighs: one of Mike Tyson on her right inner thigh and the other is of Evander Holifield on her left inner thigh.
She points to them and asks the bartender 'Does this look like Mike Tyson?'
Bartender says 'No.'
She then asks 'Does this look like Evander Holifield?'
Bartender says 'Nope sorry.'
She's says 'Well I want another opinion.'
She sees a drunk guy at the end of the bar.
She points to her inner right thigh and asks him 'Does this tattoo look like Mike Tyson?'
Drunk guy says 'No.'
She points to her inner left thigh and asks 'Well does this tattoo look like Evander Holifield?'
Drunk guy says 'No but the one in the middle looks like Don King.'
Did you know that diarrhea runs in the jeans!
In Washington D.C.
they ran out Tickle Me Elmo dolls.
So now they have Fondle Me Packwood dolls!
Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges?
So the sheep push back harder!
What do you see when you have a vagina stapled to you fore head?
My balls slapping you in the face.
Ok there where 3 guys driving way out in the country they ran out of gas in front of this house in the middle of no where they went and knocked on there door a old ugly fat stinky lady came to the door they asked her do you have any gas she said yes but i will only give it to you if one of you fuck me well they went back to the car and they drew strals one guy got the shortist and brought the lady in the barn he said i will only fuck you if yoour blind folded and tied up so she got undressed and he tied her a to pole and blind folded her then he look around the barn and found corn on the cob and fucked the old lady then there the corn out the window when he went out side ,his friends laught at him and said well you where fucking the old lady we where down he eating cream corn.
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.
'Everyone knows,'
the mother lectured him, 'that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool.'
'Oh really?' said the lifeguard, 'from the diving board!?!?'
When do you know when a picnic turns Gay?
When the hot dogs taste like shit!
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