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This page contains 10 Dirty Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dirty Jokes first.

Thank You!

If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone?
No?
Wanna go to a party?

Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges?
So the sheep push back harder!

Father:son how do u control ur anger when i have beaten u.
son:i brush the toilet with ur teeth brush.

Man: 'I'd like to buy some dog food.'
Checkout lady: 'Do you have a dog?'
Man: 'Yes.'
Checkout lady: 'Where is he?'
Man: 'He's at home.'
Checkout lady: 'I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog.
Store policy.'
The next day, the man returns.
Man: 'I'd like to buy some cat food.'
Checkout lady: 'Do you have a cat?'
Man: 'Yes.'
Checkout lady: 'Well...
where is he?'
Man: 'He's at home!'
Checkout lady: 'Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.'
The next day the man returns.
Checkout lady: 'What's in the sack?'
Man: 'Put your hand inside.'
Checkout lady: 'Hmm...
It's warm and moist!
What is it?'
Man: 'I would like to buy some toilet paper!'

How does a woman make a man eat shit?
She wipes forward

Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?

What do a walrus and tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal!

Ok there where 3 guys driving way out in the country they ran out of gas in front of this house in the middle of no where they went and knocked on there door a old ugly fat stinky lady came to the door they asked her do you have any gas she said yes but i will only give it to you if one of you fuck me well they went back to the car and they drew strals one guy got the shortist and brought the lady in the barn he said i will only fuck you if yoour blind folded and tied up so she got undressed and he tied her a to pole and blind folded her then he look around the barn and found corn on the cob and fucked the old lady then there the corn out the window when he went out side ,his friends laught at him and said well you where fucking the old lady we where down he eating cream corn.

Did you know that diarrhea runs in the jeans!

What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?
Line dancing at the nursing home.

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