One day a boy and his mom were walking along the road when the boy found a dog on the road... hey look a dog said the boy.
his mother ran with him for some while and scolded him for she is scared of dogs.
while walking a moments later the mother told aww look a CUTE mouse...eeeeeeeee ran the boy..MOM u know i love the mouse i can kiss it in front of everyone
Next Joke: A gay was sitting with his boyfriend and he was looking at the holiday broucher