To a blonde, what is long and hard?
How does a blonde kill a fish?
She tries to drown it!
What do you call a line of blondes?
What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
Why does a blonde keep a wire coat hanger in the back seat of her car?
In case she locks her keys inside!
How do you know when a blonde has lost her virginity?
Her crayons are wet!
What do you give a blonde who has everything?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side!
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building with the same velocity, each travelling at a parallel speed relative to one another, who lands first?
The brunette, because the blonde has to stop and ask for directions!
What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw?