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Dumb Blonde Jokes

This page contains 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dumb Blonde Jokes first.

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To a blonde, what is long and hard?
Fourth grade!

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What do you call a line of blondes?
Easy Street!

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What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
Her feet!

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How do you know when a blonde has lost her virginity?
Her crayons are wet!

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What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw?

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Why does a blonde keep a wire coat hanger in the back seat of her car?
In case she locks her keys inside!

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How does a blonde kill a fish?
She tries to drown it!

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If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building with the same velocity, each travelling at a parallel speed relative to one another, who lands first?
The brunette, because the blonde has to stop and ask for directions!

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Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side!

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What do you give a blonde who has everything?

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