To a blonde, what is long and hard?
What do you call a line of blondes?
What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
How does a blonde kill a fish?
She tries to drown it!
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side!
Why does a blonde keep a wire coat hanger in the back seat of her car?
In case she locks her keys inside!
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building with the same velocity, each travelling at a parallel speed relative to one another, who lands first?
The brunette, because the blonde has to stop and ask for directions!
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
Because on the box it said: "From 2-4 years."
Why is an upside-down blonde so funny?
Because she is a crack up!
What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw?