Dumb Blonde Jokes
This page contains 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dumb Blonde Jokes first.Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?
He heard the drinks where on the house.
Why did the blonde think it was Sunday?
Because the sun was out!
What do you call an intelligent blonde?
'Golden Retriever'
A blonde a brunet and a red head camping.
The brunet carrying food.
The other two ask, 'Why are you carrying water?'
The brunet says, 'In case we get thirsty we got something to drink.'
They agree.
The red head is carrying too.
The other two ask, 'Why are you carrying water?'
She says, 'In case we got thirsty we got something to drink'
They agree.
The blonde is carrying a car door.
The other two ask, 'Why are you carrying a car door?'
She says, 'In case we get hot we can roll the window down!'
Theirs a blond, brunette, & a red head.
In a hot air ballon it was getting to heavy so they each threw something out.The brunette threw her suitcase out & so did the red head.
The blond threw a bomb out.
Later the brunette saw someone crying & asked what happened he said I was hit in the head with 2 suitcases.
Later the blond saw someone laughing histerically & asked what happened & he said i farted & my hose blew up!
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A.
Their both empty from the neck up
There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land.
When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said 'Disney Land Left,'
so the blonde turned back around and went home.
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'
A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, '21, 21, 21.'
A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing.
They hear a train and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping.
The blonde gets hit and dies.
After the train leaves, the brunette jumps back on saying this time, '22, 22, 22 ...'
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back!
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