Dumb Blonde Jokes
This page contains 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dumb Blonde Jokes first.What do you call a blonde who eats too much?
Fat.
Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test?
Because she slept with more than one guy.
Why does it take longer to make a blonde snowman?
Because you have to hollow out the head first.
What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas?
Five golden dings, four calling nerds, three French men, two purple gloves, and a bar fridge and a party.
Why does a blonde dog have lumps on his head?
From chasing parked cars!
A blonde came home from work one afternoon and opened up the door to her house.
Her house was trashed.
A robber had come through the house.
There were clothes and jewelry missing.
She calls the cops and they send a police officer to her home.
The cop gets out with his German Shepherd on the leash.
The blonde walks outside and says, 'Great, my house gets robbed and they send me a blind cop.'
Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?
She was trying to blow her horn.
How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?
If the joystick is all wet!
A blond a brunet and a red head are being chased by a serial killer in a dark ally.
There are three bags.
The first is filled with dogs.
The second with cats.
The third with tomatoes.
The brunet hides in the first bag.
the red head hides in the second bag.
And the blonde in the third.
The killer passes the first bag.
The brunet says, 'Ruff!
Ruff!'
He keeps walking.
He walks to the second.
The red head says, 'Meow!
Meow!'
He keeps walking.
He goes to the third.
And the blonde says, 'Tomato!, tamata!'
One day, a man asked a blonde, 'Which is closer the moon or Florida?'
She replied, 'Duh, the moon, can you see Florida?'
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