Dumb Blonde Jokes
This page contains 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dumb Blonde Jokes first.A blonde walked into currys and requested the tv on the side.
the young lad replied no because your blond.
she said fine.
she whent home died her hair brunett and returned 3 days later.
she once again requested the tv on the side the young lad replied no because you are blond.
she was stunned and said how can you tell.
the young guy replied because it isnt a tv its a microwave
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are trapped in a forest.
One day the brunette goes out hunting.
She comes back and has a big dead deer.
The blonde and the redhead are impressed.
They ask her how she did it and she says, 'I found the tracks, followed them and shot the deer.'
The next day the redhead goes out hunting and comes back with a big dead deer.
The blonde and brunette ask her how she did it and she says, 'I found the tracks, followed them and shot the deer.'
The next day the blonde goes out and comes back and is all mangled.
The brunette and the redhead ask her what happened and the blonde says, 'I found the tracks, followed them and got hit by a train.'
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building with the same velocity, each travelling at a parallel speed relative to one another, who lands first?
The brunette, because the blonde has to stop and ask for directions!
Why do blondes smile when lightening flashes?
Because they think their pictures are being taken!
Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?
Her blinker was on.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go camping for the weekend.
The brunette brings food so they can eat, the red head brings water so they can drink and the blonde brings a car door, so if she gets hot she can roll down a window.
Definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four-way stop.
What do you call 24 blondes in a box?
A case of empties!
Why did the blonde go up on top of the bar?
Because the bartender said the drinks were on the house!
What happens to you when you find out a blonde passed a test?
You wake up!
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