A Pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms.
'We have some for 75 cents a peace.'
The man asks for two.
The pharmacist calculates the total and says, 'That will be $1.58 with tax, sir.'
The Pollock says: 'Oh, these come with tacks?
I was wondering how you keep them on.'
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