What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common? They both irritate Bush!
How do you make a pool table laugh? Put your hand down its pocket and tickle its balls!
What do you call a cave-dwelling virgin? Never Bin Laidon!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob! What do you call a man on the wall? Art! What do you call a man on the floor? Matt!
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces!
What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? Roast chicken!
What makes five pounds of fat look really good? Nipples!
What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward? He keeps coming and coming and coming!
What do call a good cook? A master baster!
What do u call a women who cant even put the bottom of her bathing suite on rit? A dumbass!