What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common? They both irritate Bush!
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? An animal that can milk itself!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob! What do you call a man on the wall? Art! What do you call a man on the floor? Matt!
What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? Roast chicken!
What kind of condoms do snakes use? Anacondoms!
What do call a good cook? A master baster!
What makes five pounds of fat look really good? Nipples!
What do u call a women who cant even put the bottom of her bathing suite on rit? A dumbass!
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow
What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor? A smartass!