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This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.

What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common?
They both irritate Bush!


What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
Nipples!


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water?
Bob!
What do you call a man on the wall?
Art!
What do you call a man on the floor?
Matt!


What kind of condoms do snakes use?
Anacondoms!


What do you call to Alaskan lesbians?
Klon-dykes


What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
Roast chicken!


How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be opened by the time she brings it to you!


What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?
Rhesus Pieces!


What do you call a bull that is sleepy?
A bulldozer!


How do you make a snooker table laugh?
Tickle its balls!


 



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