How do you make a pool table laugh? Put your hand down its pocket and tickle its balls!
What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common? They both irritate Bush!
What do you call a cave-dwelling virgin? Never Bin Laidon!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob! What do you call a man on the wall? Art! What do you call a man on the floor? Matt!
What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? Roast chicken!
What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward? He keeps coming and coming and coming!
What did the bra say to the hat? "You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift!"
What do you call the moisture between two people having sex in Alabama? Relative humidity!
Where do one legged people work? IHOP!
What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them into a tire and call it a Good Year!