What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?
What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common?
They both irritate Bush!
Did you here about the 80 lbs.
man with the 40 lbs.
They say he was half nuts.
What do you call to Alaskan lesbians?
What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
To find a tight seal!
What do you call a bull that is sleepy?
What kind of condoms do snakes use?
Q:How do you spell Mississippi without eyes?
A:Close your eyes and spell Mississippi!
What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?