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Funny Riddles

This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.

What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common?
They both irritate Bush!

Did you here about the 80 lbs.
man with the 40 lbs.
testicles?
They say he was half nuts.

Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
To find a tight seal!

What kind of condoms do snakes use?
Anacondoms!

What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?
Rhesus Pieces!

What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
Roast chicken!

What do you call to Alaskan lesbians?
Klon-dykes

Q:How do you spell Mississippi without eyes?
A:Close your eyes and spell Mississippi!

What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
Nipples!

What do you call a bull that is sleepy?
A bulldozer!