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Funny Riddles

This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.

Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
To find a tight seal!

Did you here about the 80 lbs.
man with the 40 lbs.
testicles?
They say he was half nuts.

What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?
Rhesus Pieces!

What do you call to Alaskan lesbians?
Klon-dykes

What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
Nipples!

What do you call a bull that is sleepy?
A bulldozer!

Q:How do you spell Mississippi without eyes?
A:Close your eyes and spell Mississippi!

What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
Roast chicken!

What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common?
They both irritate Bush!

What kind of condoms do snakes use?
Anacondoms!