Did you here about the 80 lbs.
man with the 40 lbs.
They say he was half nuts.
What kind of condoms do snakes use?
What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common?
They both irritate Bush!
What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from!
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?
Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
To find a tight seal!
What do you call a bull that is sleepy?
Q:How do you spell Mississippi without eyes?
A:Close your eyes and spell Mississippi!