Did you here about the 80 lbs.
man with the 40 lbs.
testicles?
They say he was half nuts.
Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
To find a tight seal!
What do you call a bull that is sleepy?
A bulldozer!
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?
Rhesus Pieces!
What do you call to Alaskan lesbians?
Klon-dykes
What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common?
They both irritate Bush!
What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
Nipples!
Q:How do you spell Mississippi without eyes?
A:Close your eyes and spell Mississippi!
What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
Roast chicken!
What kind of condoms do snakes use?
Anacondoms!