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Funny Riddles

This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.

What do you call a cave-dwelling virgin?
Never Bin Laidon!

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How do you make a pool table laugh?
Put your hand down its pocket and tickle its balls!

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What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward?
He keeps coming and coming and coming!

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What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common?
They both irritate Bush!

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What did the bra say to the hat?
"You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift!"

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What do you call the moisture between two people having sex in Alabama?
Relative humidity!

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What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
Roast chicken!

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What do you do with 365 used condoms?
Melt them into a tire and call it a Good Year!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water?
Bob!
What do you call a man on the wall?
Art!
What do you call a man on the floor?
Matt!

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Where do one legged people work?
IHOP!

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