What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common?
They both irritate Bush!
What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
What kind of condoms do snakes use?
Did you here about the 80 lbs.
man with the 40 lbs.
They say he was half nuts.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from!
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?
What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?
What do you call a bull that is sleepy?
Why did God give women arms?
Do you have any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?