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Funny Riddles

This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.

What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common? They both irritate Bush!

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? An animal that can milk itself!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob! What do you call a man on the wall? Art! What do you call a man on the floor? Matt!

What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? Roast chicken!

What kind of condoms do snakes use? Anacondoms!

What do call a good cook? A master baster!

What makes five pounds of fat look really good? Nipples!

What do u call a women who cant even put the bottom of her bathing suite on rit? A dumbass!

If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow

What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor? A smartass!


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