What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?
Rhesus Pieces!
What do a hockey player and a magician have in common?
Hat tricks.
What do you call to Alaskan lesbians?
Klon-dykes
Did you here about the 80 lbs.
man with the 40 lbs.
testicles?
They say he was half nuts.
What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
Nipples!
Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
To find a tight seal!
What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common?
They both irritate Bush!
What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor?
A smartass!
Why Do The Teletubbies Go To The Toilet Together?
They only have 1 tinky winky!
What do you call a bull that is sleepy?
A bulldozer!