Funny Riddles
This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?
A tourist!
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A masterbaiter!
What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control?
A trip without the kids!
What do you call a man with hair between his teeth?
Gladiator!
Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?
They would just tell the women to try another brother!
What do eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?
Polaroids!
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from!
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To put out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To put out burning ducks.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry!
Why does the Easter bunny hide his eggs?
Because he doesn't want anybody to know he fucks chickens!
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Funny jokes
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