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This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?
Cause her teacher told her to go home & do an essay.

Why dont they hire Mexicans for Nasa?
Because everytime they say launch they go and take a lunch break.

What happened when Snoopy found out his girl cheated on him?
He bitch-slapped her!

Did you hear about the new magazine for married men published by Playboy?
It has the same pictures month after month after month after month after month...

What do they call pall bearers in Oklahoma?
Carry-Oakies!

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper!

How do you get 1 1/2 pounds of meat out of a fly?
You unzip it!

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together, when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill.
Who picks it up?
The old drunk, the other three are mythical creatures!

Where do one legged people work?
IHOP!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute?
A two-ton pick-up.

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