Jokes For Kids
This page contains 10 Jokes For Kids. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Jokes For Kids first.Hunting camels is prohibited.
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is 'likely to provoke physical retaliation.'
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Why did God make farts smelly?
So deaf people can enjoy them too!
What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the Canadian auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in pick-up trucks.
This was done in an effort to determine, when accidents occurred, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
They were surprised to find in 9 of the 10 provinces the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of crashes were, 'Oh, Shit!'
Only Newfoundland was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were... 'Hold my beer and watch this!'
As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, 'Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?'
The guy leaned over the counter and said, 'Burrrrrr-gerrrrr Kiiinnnggg.'
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