Knock Knock Jokes
This page contains 10 Knock Knock Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Knock Knock Jokes first.Will you remember me tomorrow?
Yes
Will your remember me in a week?
Yes
A month?
Yes
A year?
Yes
10 years?
Yes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
I thought you said you'd remember me!
Knock, Knock Who's there?
Highway.
Highway who?
Highway 95 pounds!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Venice
Venice who?
Venice your mother coming home?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bed
Bed who?
Bed you can't guess who I am!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wire
Wire who?
Wire you asking me?
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