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Knock Knock Jokes

This page contains 10 Knock Knock Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Knock Knock Jokes first.

Will you remember me tomorrow? yes will your remember me in a week? yes a month? yes a year? yes 10 years? yes Knock Knock who's there? I thought you said you'd remember me!


Knock, knock. Who's there? Venice Venice who? Venice your mother coming home?


Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Wow. You sure are excited to see me!


Knock, knock Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.


Knock, knock. Who's there? Wire Wire who? Wire you asking me?


Knock, knock. Who's there? Bed Bed who? Bed you can't guess who I am!


Knock, knock. Who's there? Obi Wan Obi Wan who? Obi Wan of the good guys!


Knock, knock. Who's there? Meg Meg who? Meg up your mind - Let me in!


Knock, knock. Who's there? Hip Hip who? Hippopotamus.


Knock, knock. Who’s there? Shocking. Shocking who? Shocking you!


 


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