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Knock Knock Jokes

This page contains 10 Knock Knock Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Knock Knock Jokes first.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suspense.
Suspense who?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who ?
Jamaica mistake? Just let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears
Ears who?
Ears another knock knock jokes for you!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggcited to see me?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Quiet Tina
Quiet Tina who?
Quiet Tina library!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tooth
Tooth who?
Tooth or dare!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fossil
Fossil who?
Fossil last time, open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ferdie!
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time open this door!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alien
Alien who?
Just how many aliens do you know?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter
Waiter who?
Waiter I get my hands on you!