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Knock Knock Jokes

This page contains 10 Knock Knock Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Knock Knock Jokes first.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let's go out.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sacha!
Sacha who?
Sacha lot of questions!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you sick of these knock-knock jokes?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe
Joe who?
Joe away, I'm not talking to you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I've a sore hand from knocking!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock - oops i did it again.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it's cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amma
Amma who?
Amma not going to tell you!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hockey
Hockey who?
Hockey doesn't work, so I had to knock!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nose
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock knock jokes!