Knock Knock Jokes
Home / Funny jokes / Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

This page contains 10 Knock Knock Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Knock Knock Jokes first.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tennis
Tennis who?
Tennis is five plus five!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany body home?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
interrupting cow.
interrupting c-
Mooooo!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pasta
Pasta who?
Pasta salt please!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggstremely disappointed you still don't recognize me.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sure would like you to open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tim
Tim who?
Tim you got scared!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hammond
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs!




1 2 3 4 5 (6) 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21

Categories:
Animal Bad Bar Dumb Blonde Celebrity Cheesy Chicken Christmas Chuck Norris Clean Computer Corny Dad Dark Humor Doctor Dirty Donald Trump Easter Fat For Kids Funny Riddles Funny Quotes Little Johnny Gay Gender Good Halloween Knock Knock Lawyer Lightbulb Jokes Military Old People One Liner Jokes Ponderisms Puns Redneck Relationship Religious School Short Jokes Silly Skeleton Valentines Day Yo Mama


Funny jokes