What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
What do you have when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
I'm at the age where I can't take anything with a grain of salt.