What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
What do you have when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
I'm at the age where I can't take anything with a grain of salt.