One Liner Jokes
This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.I'm at the age where I can't take anything with a grain of salt.
It's been proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys. Girls develop tits around the age of 13, boys around the age of 40.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Such a little man, such a drama queen.
What do you have when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.
I like Jesus but he loves me, so it's awkward.
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Funny jokes
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- I Saw Six Men Kicking And Punching The Mother-in
- A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads
- People Are Lot Less Judgy When You Say You Ate
- Yo mama is such a fat pig she tried
- If I Promise To Miss You, Will You Go Away
- What Is The Difference Between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? About Three