I'm at the age where I can't take anything with a grain of salt.
It's been proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys. Girls develop tits around the age of 13, boys around the age of 40.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Such a little man, such a drama queen.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
What do you have when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!
If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.