One Liner Jokes
This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.I run faster horny than you do scared.
Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect.
Duck tape fixes everything... Except relationships because she won't let you put it over her mouth.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
China has largest population not because the men are extra horny nor women are extra fertile, but because their condoms are 'Made in China'.
What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms.
Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to.
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.
If a woman gave in very fast it's not because of the man but the men that came before him.
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Funny jokes
- How do you make halloween great again
- Yo mama is so dumb when her radio
- If You Really Want To Know About Mistakes, You Should
- Let's Convert Our Potential Energy Into Kinetic Energy
- This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
- Shut Up, Will You?" "Oh, I'm Sorry, Your Highness
- Did You Hear About The Man Who Jumped Off A
- What is the clumsiest insect
- Above the urinal written on the wall
- A guy with a very small head was sitting at a bar drinking when the bartender asked him why his head was so small