One Liner Jokes
This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.
Cleavage: The best popcorn catcher.
The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
Was invited to a birthday party last evening but didn't have a Blast. Hardly any Bombs!
My best toys run on batteries
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it ...so I said "Implants?"
My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos.
Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.
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Funny jokes
- A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks
- Hallmark Card: "I'm So Miserable Without You, It's
- Two yankees fans are on a train up to boston to watch their team play the red sox
- Why Do White People Always Go To Black People's
- What do you call 100 nuns in a shop
- I Bought A Vacuum Cleaner Six Months Ago And So
- My Grandfather Has The Heart Of A Lion And A
- It's Funny How One Person Can Make You Never
- Floppy disk care
- The Reason A Dog Has So Many Friends Is That