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One Liner Jokes

This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."

Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.

Nowadays, most of the children dream about an IPhone, when I was a child - I wanted a dog.

I'm trying to get on your good side, but I haven't found it yet.

If you are not part of the solution, you're probably running for President

I like the way your medication thinks.

Before starting to stand up comedy I used to think I'll die of hunger. Now, I'm quite sure about it.

An ad at the zoo: 'Don't scare the ostriches! The floors are concrete!'

What's the definition of black foreplay? Don't scream or I'll kill you.

What makes you think this is my first time?