I like my women the same as I like my whiskey. 20 years old and mixed up with coke!
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Materialism: buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
I heard you were good at algebra. Can you replace my X without asking y?
My teen sent my call directly to voicemail on the phone she used to have.
They say people couldn't have everything because they don't have enough space to put it, I say 'everything' includes a bag with infinite space so I can put everything in easily.
When does a black guy type the fastest... When he trying to guess the Alarm code.