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One Liner Jokes

This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

I once dated a girl with a twin. People asked me how I could tell them apart. It was simple, Jill painted her nails purple and Bob had a cock.

I made voodoo dolls of my dogs just so I could still rub their bellies while I'm at work.

It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup.

Age is just the number of hours I'm hungover for.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"

Next time you wave, use all your fingers.

If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my biggest concern would be how much my airport parking bill would be.

See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?