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This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s

I'd like to think inside your box.

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it's all heart.

George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!" ... well, swine flu.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Kids asked if they could do something & I said yes so my wife lowered my security clearance & now I'm not authorized to make those decisions

A woman is like a parachute - can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one.

Q: How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

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