One Liner Jokes
This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A Basketball player.
I wear two pairs of pants when I go golfing. People always ask me why I do. I say, "I wear two pants when's I golf just in case I get a hole-in-one.
Smartphones are pacifiers for adults.
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents.
Oh... I didn't tell you... Then It must be none of your business...
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely.
Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.
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