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This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)

I always put in a full eight hours at work. Spread out over the course of the week.

If a leper gives you the finger, do you have to give it back?

How does a woman show she's planning for the future? Plastic Surgery.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny.

My girlfriend came out of the shower and said "I shaved my pussy, you know what that means? I said "yeah, the drain is clogged again. "

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