Proof that people are extremely stupid.
These are real questions asked to an answer column.
1. Does a 10-gallon hat really hold that much?
They don't look big enough.
2. Suppose we could get all the living beings on Earth to face on direction and then begin running.
Would this influence the speed of the Earth's rotation?
3. Are there bathrooms in Heaven?
4. Where did all the stars go?
In the '50s, the sky was loaded with them.
5. If fish could sneeze, and a whole school of fish sneezed at once, how big of a wave would it create?
6. Do you think daylight-savings time could be contributing to global warming?
The longer we have sunlight, the more it heats the atmosphere.
7. I see falling stars nearly every night.
They seem to come out of nowhere.
Have stars ever fallen out of any known constellations?
8. Can a ventriloquist converse with his dentist while his teeth are being worked on?
9. I just observed a flock of geese flying in a 'V'
formation.
Is that the only letter they know?
10. When I dream, why don't I need my glasses to see?
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