What do you call 32 Rednecks in one room?
A full set of teeth!
How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck?
If it was invented by anyone else they would have called it a "teethbrush".
You might be a redneck If you and your wife Have the same haircut!
What do Rednecks call four empty Cool Whip containers on a table?
If your front porch collapses And kills more than three dogs You might be a redneck!
You might be a redneck If you believe Books are bad luck!
How many rednecks, does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder!
You might be a redneck, if you clean your fingernails, with a stick!
You might be a redneck If you think WWE Should be an Olympic sport!
How does a redneck take a bubble bath?
He farts in a puddle!