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This page contains 10 Redneck Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Redneck Jokes first.


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What do you call 32 Rednecks in one room?
A full set of teeth!

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You might be a redneck If you believe Books are bad luck!

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How does a redneck take a bubble bath?
He farts in a puddle!

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How many rednecks, does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three.
One to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder!

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How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck?
If it was invented by anyone else they would have called it a "teethbrush".

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You might be a redneck If you prefer car keys To Q-Tips!

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If your front porch collapses And kills more than three dogs You might be a redneck!

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You might be a redneck If you and your wife Have the same haircut!

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What do Rednecks call four empty Cool Whip containers on a table?
Salad bowls!

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If your wife asks you to get some groceries, and you put on camouflage and grab a shotgun, you might be a redneck!

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