Redneck Jokes
This page contains 10 Redneck Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Redneck Jokes first.You just might possibly be a redneck If your belt buckle is bigger Than your head!
You might be a redneck if you had to remove your toothpick for the wedding pictures!
You might be a redneck if you have ever been asked to leave a yardsale
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin!
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10.
The monitor is up on blocks.
9.
Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8.
The six front keys have rotted out.
7.
The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them.
6.
The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5.
The password is 'Huntin'.
4.
The CPU has a gun rack mount.
3.
There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2.
The keyboard is camouflaged.
1.
The mouse is referred to as a 'critter'.
2 redneck guys and there dog are on a motorcycle.
Guy 1 named: Crap Guy 2 named: Fuck you Dog named: Manners.
On a long stretch on highway Fuck you was driving 100 mph.
Crap falls off and Manners jumps off to go look for him.
Soon after that Fuck you gets pulled over for speeding.
The officer walks up to him and says 'Son, whats your name?'
'Fuck you'
'Excuse me?
I asked what your name was!'
'I told you, 'Fuck you''
'Were the hell are your manners?'
'Bout 2 miles back, looking for Crap!'
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck!
Why are rednecks so stupid?
Because when God was making people the rednecks were late.
So God said: 'Son I only have beauty and stupidity left.
Which one do you want?'
'Well, everyone knows that beauty is only skin deep.
So .....'
We all know the rest.
Three Rednecks Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Bubba and Donnie.
As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bubba says, 'Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife.'
Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
Two hours later, Donnie comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Bubba says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,'
Bubba replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'
'Well, not exactly', Donnie says.
'When she answered the door, I said to her, you must be Cooter's widow'.'
She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.'
Then I said 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'
You might be a redneck, if you think genitalia, is an Italian airline!
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