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This page contains 10 Redneck Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Redneck Jokes first.

You might be a redneck, if your toilet has more carpet, than your floor!

If your wife ever says, 'Take the carburetor out of the tub so I can take a bath', you might be a redneck!

You might be a redneck if it takes two twinkies, a beer and your sister to get to second base.

You might be a redneck if the most common phrase in your house is, 'Someone go jiggle the handle.'

You might be a redneck if you have more than one brother named Darryl!

YOU might BE a REDNECK you might be a redneck if you go to your washing machine for money.

What is a redneck goth?
A goth with a tan!

2 rednecks go to a whorehouse and knock on the door.
'What do you want?'
'We want chicks!'
'How much money ya got?'
The redneck search their pockets and come up with 50 dollars.
'For that much money, go and fuck yourselves.'
5 minutes later the rednecks return... 'We fucked ourselves, now we came to pay.'

You might be a redneck, if your toothbrush, is a hand-me-down!

If you have a small penis than your not redneck

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