You might be a redneck.
If a capital home improvement.
Is four tires and rims!
What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer!
You might be redneck, if your fly-swatter doubles as your back scratcher.
You might be a redneck If you sell your car For gas money!
You might be a redneck if your mother has ammo on her Christmas list!
You might be a redneck if you take a six-pack cooler to church!
You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard!
You might be a redneck if you can French kiss with a toothpick in your mouth.
You know your a redneck If you go to a family reunion Looking for a girlfriend!
You might be a redneck if you think the French Riviera is a foreign car!