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This page contains 10 Redneck Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Redneck Jokes first.

What do you call a redneck mixed with a Hispanic?
A hicspanic!

There may be a redneck in the ghetto if .
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somebody says, 'Yo man'
and he says, 'Yo mama.'
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someone says Ho, he starts looking for cotton the chop.
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he thinks he can leave his rifle mounted in the back of his parked pickup truck overnight.
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girls walking the streets ask him for a date, and he feels this is his lucky day.
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he hears a guy standing on the street saying, 'Crack, Crack, Crack,'
and he pulls up his bluejeans.
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he thinks greens is something you play golf on.
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his wife tells him she is being blackmailed and he wants to know what dude she is having an affair with.
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he thinks it would be funny to go out as a ghost on Halloween, and run around the ghetto with a white sheet over his head.
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someone asks him for a forty, and he gives them two twenty dollar bills.
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he walks up to the local basketball court and says, 'You BOYS are making to much noise.'

You might be a Redneck if your hunting dog fetches more beer than birds.

A redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery.
He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Redneck says, 'I want my $20 million.'
The man replied, 'No, sir.
It doesn't work that way.
We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.'
The Redneck said, 'Oh, no.
I want all my money right now!
I won it and I want it.'
Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, 'Look, I want my money!
If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!'

A new law recently passed in Arkansas.
When a couple is divorced, they can still legally be brother and sister!

You might be a redneck if your congregation uses shot glasses for communion.

You might be a redneck if you steal bank canisters and use them as food containers!

You might be a redneck if your grandma goes to the bathroom and comes out yelling 'Come look before I flush it!'

You might be a redneck If you think all-star wrestling Should be an Olympic sport!

You might be a redneck if you have ever been asked to leave a yardsale

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