Here comes peter cotton tail hopping down the bunny trail knife stabbing everyone he sees
Question my hen can lay 4 inchs tall egg can u bit that?answer yes i can with an egg biter
why did the football coach go to bank t get his quarter back
How do we call a bee from america?
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One day, a camel and an elephant met.
the camel said to the elephant 'why do you have a dick on your nose?'
so the elephant said to the camel 'why do you have a boob on your back?'
A young boy was crossing de road wit his father.
When de boy sees de approaching truck,he outta blue cried 'papa get ya ass in gear or dat truck will screw up ya ass!'
Why did the boy eat his homework?
because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
How do tou make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogi in it!
If girls with big boobies work at hooters, then do girls with 1 leg work at IHOP?
One day a guy went to a bull restaurant and the guy ate so much he said ”Ok i don't want any more bull shit“