They had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years.
To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large city and they checked into a plush hotel.
She said to the bellman, 'We refuse to settle for such a small room.
No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning.'
'But, madam!', replied the bellman.
'Don't 'But madam' me,'
she continued.
'You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel.
I'm going to complain to the manager.'
'Madam,'
the bellman said, 'this isn't your room;
this is the elevator!'
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