Yo mama so ugly She make blind kids cry!
Yo mama is so poor She does a drive-by shooting From the bus!
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe, and I asked her if she lost her other shoe and she said, 'No, I found one!'
Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said 'airport left.'
So she turned around and went home.
Yo mama so fat, she has a real horse on her Polo shirt.
Yo sister so ugly, I thought she was yo mama.
Yo mama so skinny When she leans against the wall It looks like a crack!
Yo Mama so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anarexic!
Yo mama is so poor She steals Free bread!
Yo mama is like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by Mexicans.