Yo mama is so fat. That when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease. The doctor gave her 18 years to live!
Yo mama is so poor She needs a kickstand To hold up her house!
Yo mama is so stupid She thinks, spitball Is a sport!
Yo mama is so hairy her knees have bangs!
Yo mama so fat, when you tried to run around her, you got lost!
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210, it was on the scale!
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe, and I asked her if she lost her other shoe and she said, "No, I found one!"
Yo mama is so fat Her car is made Of spandex!
Yo mama so ghetto Her wedding cake Was made out of cornbread!
Yo mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks, as a ski slope!