Yo mama so ugly She make blind kids cry!
Yo mama is so poor She does a drive-by shooting From the bus!
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe, and I asked her if she lost her other shoe and she said, 'No, I found one!'
Yo sister so ugly, I thought she was yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, she has a real horse on her Polo shirt.
Yo Mama so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anarexic!
Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said 'airport left.'
So she turned around and went home.
Yo mama so skinny When she leans against the wall It looks like a crack!
Yo mama is so fat That when God said, 'Let there be light!'
He said, 'Move!'
Yo mama is so poor She steals Free bread!