Yo mama so ugly She make blind kids cry!
Yo mama is so poor She does a drive-by shooting From the bus!
Yo Mama so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anarexic!
Yo mama so fat, she has a real horse on her Polo shirt.
Yo sister so ugly, I thought she was yo mama.
Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said 'airport left.'
So she turned around and went home.
Yo Mama is so stupid She thought an elevator Was a mobile home!
Yo mama is like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by Mexicans.
Yo mama is so fat That when God said, 'Let there be light!'
He said, 'Move!'
Yo mama so stupid She put make-up on head To make up her mind!