Yo mama so ugly She make blind kids cry!
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe, and I asked her if she lost her other shoe and she said, 'No, I found one!'
Yo mama so fat, she has a real horse on her Polo shirt.
Yo mama is so poor She does a drive-by shooting From the bus!
Yo mama so skinny When she leans against the wall It looks like a crack!
Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said 'airport left.'
So she turned around and went home.
Your mum is so fat she wears the asteroid belt
Yo mama is so poor
She needs a kickstand
To hold up her house!
Yo mama so ghetto
Her wedding cake
Was made out of cornbread!
Yo Mama is so ugly When she was kidnapped Her mother sent the kidnappers a thank you card!