Yo mama so ugly She make blind kids cry!
Yo mama so fat, she has a real horse on her Polo shirt.
Yo Mama so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anarexic!
Yo sister so ugly, I thought she was yo mama.
Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said 'airport left.'
So she turned around and went home.
Yo Mama is so stupid She thought an elevator Was a mobile home!
Yo mama is so fat, she fell off the Grand Canyon, and got wedged in!
Yo mama so stupid She put make-up on head To make up her mind!
Yo mama stinks so bad she even made speedstick slow down.
Yo mama is so fat That when God said, 'Let there be light!'
He said, 'Move!'