Yo mama so ugly She make blind kids cry!
Yo mama is so fat that when I took her to a buffet, she pulled up a chair.
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her!
Yo mama is so poor She needs a kickstand To hold up her house!
Yo mama so fat, she has a real horse on her Polo shirt.
Yo mama is like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by Mexicans.
Your mama so small she hang glides on dorito chips
Yo mama so dumb, she climbed a glass wall, to see what was on the other side!
Yo mama so fat, when you tried to run around her, you got lost!
Yo mama is so poor She does a drive-by shooting From the bus!