Yo mama is so fat.
That when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease.
The doctor gave her 18 years to live!
Yo mama is so poor She needs a kickstand To hold up her house!
Yo mama so dumb, she climbed a glass wall, to see what was on the other side!
Yo mama is so stupid She thinks, spitball Is a sport!
Your mama is so fat.
Her stomach arrives home.
30 minutes before she does!
Yo mama so poor.
When she went to the 99 cents store.
She asked for a discount!
Yo mama is so skinny I sat on her lap And broke her leg!
Yo mama so ghetto Her wedding cake Was made out of cornbread!
Yo Mama is so fat That when she put on a Malcom X jacket Helicopters try landing on her back!
Yo mama is so fat I had to take a plane, a train and an automobile, just to get on her good side!