Yo mama is so fat. That when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease. The doctor gave her 18 years to live!
Yo mama so dumb, she climbed a glass wall, to see what was on the other side!
Yo mama is so poor She needs a kickstand To hold up her house!
Your mama is so fat. Her stomach arrives home. 30 minutes before she does!
Yo mama so poor. When she went to the 99 cents store. She asked for a discount!
Yo mama is so fat I had to take a plane, a train and an automobile, just to get on her good side!
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Taco Bell, was a Mexican phone company!
Yo Mama is so fat That when she put on a Malcom X jacket Helicopters try landing on her back!
Yo mama is so stupid She thinks, spitball Is a sport!
Yo mama so ghetto Her wedding cake Was made out of cornbread!