Yo mama is so fat.
That when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease.
The doctor gave her 18 years to live!
Yo mama is so poor She needs a kickstand To hold up her house!
Yo mama so dumb, she climbed a glass wall, to see what was on the other side!
Your mama is so fat.
Her stomach arrives home.
30 minutes before she does!
Yo mama so poor.
When she went to the 99 cents store.
She asked for a discount!
Yo mama is so fat I had to take a plane, a train and an automobile, just to get on her good side!
Yo mama is so stupid She thinks, spitball Is a sport!
Yo mama is so skinny I sat on her lap And broke her leg!
Yo mama is so fat, that her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo mama so ghetto Her wedding cake Was made out of cornbread!