Yo mama is so ugly She put the boogeyman Out of business!
Yo mama so fat that when she jump for joy.She got stuck!
Yo mama is so poor
She needs a kickstand
To hold up her house!
Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock-market drops.
Yo mama so nasty, she makes Speed Stick deodorant, slow down!
Yo mama so fat When she jumps for joy She gets stuck!
Your mama teeth are so yellow That when she closed her mouth Her stomach lit up!
Yo mama so getto she had to walk on paperplates
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama so dumb She thought TuPac Shakur Was a Jewish holiday!