Yo mama is soo fat when she wore high heels she struck oil.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar bill and made change.
Yo mama is so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama is so bald that she has to use rice for rollers.
Yo mama so fat when she sits around da house she really has to sit AROUND da house.
Yo mama is so ugly, that when she worked at the bakery, they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies!
Yo mama is so fat that, when she was bungee jumping, she took the whole bridge with her.
Yo mama is so thin she swollowed an olive and look pergnant
Yo mama so horrible, diseases catch her!
Yo mama so short, she has to cuff up her panies.