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Dad Jokes: When You Ask A Dad If
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: 'No, I got them all cut!'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you get from a pampered cow
I made a pencil with two erasers
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Why did the scarecrow win an award
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
My wife is really mad at the fact that
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I don't trust stairs
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question
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When ordering food at a restaurant
People With Diarrhea Don't Have Their Shit Together